欢迎来到星沙英语网

司法笑话|Trust

来源:www.youxinmh.com 2024-08-14

A defense1 attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial which went like this:

Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?

A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender2 running several blocks away.

Q: Officer, who provided this description?

A: The officer who responded to the scene.

Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?

A: Yes sir, with my life.

Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you have a locker3 room in the police station--a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?

A: Yes sir, we do.

Q: And do you have a locker in that room?

A: Yes sir, I do.

Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?

A: Yes sir.

Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers?

A: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room.


相关文章推荐

02

03

司法笑话|good news & bad news

Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors1. Bad News: There wer

12

22

司法笑话|Jury Candidate

A prospective1 juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the pane

11

02

司法笑话|Lawyer Priorities

In California, more than 600 lawyer hopefuls were taking the State Bar exams in the Pasadena Convention Center, when a 5

09

16

司法笑话|A brief affair

A young associate was romantically ambushed1 in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation2 t

09

16

司法笑话|Two questions

"You're a high priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?""Absolutely! What's the second q

09

16

司法笑话|An ounce of brains

A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor1. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor give

08

14

司法笑话|Goose vs duck

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?Stick his bill up his ass1.Submitted by GlaciEdited by Curtis

07

29

司法笑话|Good News And Bad News

A man was summoned1 to his attorney's office. Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news? the lawyer said. Give

07

29

司法笑话|Bastard son

For three straight years, a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, several times pe

06

15

司法笑话|Top Ten Dirty Lawyer Sayings

The TOP ten things that sound dirty in law 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselo